In the past 48 hours

1. I gave a homeless man $20 and a blanket I was going to throw away
2. I was left behind by my mates in a bad state - laughed at nothing in a corner by myself as a result. boo.
3. Was told I have beautiful eyes by a random stranger who also noted i look upset (i wasnt)
4. I bought a new suit for an extraordinary price
5. The Ties I bought with it are absolutely awful
6. My costume arrived from San Francisco and it is made of spandex
7. The wig for my costume is completely unsuitable
8. My white shirt remained completely clean despite rolling around in my own stench for 2 days
9. I started a new self improvement project - today is day 1
10. I could not for the life of me remember where i left my hat
11. Met a wonderful boy - got his number - and my sony ericsson had an error, destroying all personal information and i have no way of retrieving it. Gone.
12. I lost two pairs of sunglasses - one that was pink with gorgeous diamontes, the other of unknown appearance
13. I made a delicious dinner and feel absolutely fantastic
14. I bought new pillows and cant wait to get into bed
15. I cleaned my fridge and found something fun in there that i will cherish until next time
16. I believe I am developing an allergy to strawberries
17. I saw a little old couple bickering in the street - he stopped midway and bought her flowers but she still stormed off
18. I made a mistake with a work colleague. Huge.

Today. Ergh!

AM

1. Woke up early and early morning telly is fantastic!
2. Ran late for work - had to re-iron shirt
3. Tripped on perfectly flat path in park, but didnt fall down. would have been funny to watch
4. The corner where i cross the road had twice as many people as normal
5. A girl tried to out pace me walking up the hill to Hyde Park. She could'nt and i won
6. She would try again at the lights - and fail
7. I had a ciggarette
8. The entrance into my building beeped as i went in
9. I said good morning to everyone personally as i walked to my desk, except one woman - there is nothing wrong with her
10. I was asked if a dainty - and i mean dainty - tea cup was mine
11. The old sour faced bankfrau who asked me this called me 'bro'
12. I found a ruler!
13. Saw an ibis in the park with a bright red marking

PM

1. Produced beautiful maps
2. Like a scene from a rick moranis movie, i could hear still hear a colleague chatting away at me as i scooted out the door and into the lift
3. Turns out i wasnt supposed to mention Melbourne
4. Someone was yelling 'Clarissa' very loudly in the park. I wanted to see the cruel bastard who gave that name to another person, but couldnt see them easily
5. No one was on my machines at the gym when i needed them today
6. Learnt that there is a suburb in the phillipines with the same post code as my dvd player, including the letters
7. Had to run to every traffic light
8. College st traffic lights presented three women dressed like they were the three wise monkeys whose shit was black