Today. Ergh!

AM

1. Woke up early and early morning telly is fantastic!
2. Ran late for work - had to re-iron shirt
3. Tripped on perfectly flat path in park, but didnt fall down. would have been funny to watch
4. The corner where i cross the road had twice as many people as normal
5. A girl tried to out pace me walking up the hill to Hyde Park. She could'nt and i won
6. She would try again at the lights - and fail
7. I had a ciggarette
8. The entrance into my building beeped as i went in
9. I said good morning to everyone personally as i walked to my desk, except one woman - there is nothing wrong with her
10. I was asked if a dainty - and i mean dainty - tea cup was mine
11. The old sour faced bankfrau who asked me this called me 'bro'
12. I found a ruler!
13. Saw an ibis in the park with a bright red marking

PM

1. Produced beautiful maps
2. Like a scene from a rick moranis movie, i could hear still hear a colleague chatting away at me as i scooted out the door and into the lift
3. Turns out i wasnt supposed to mention Melbourne
4. Someone was yelling 'Clarissa' very loudly in the park. I wanted to see the cruel bastard who gave that name to another person, but couldnt see them easily
5. No one was on my machines at the gym when i needed them today
6. Learnt that there is a suburb in the phillipines with the same post code as my dvd player, including the letters
7. Had to run to every traffic light
8. College st traffic lights presented three women dressed like they were the three wise monkeys whose shit was black